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Part Time Pain T-Shirt Heather
Everyone needs a way to keep busy after retirement. This shirt reads: "I'm retired, But I work part-time as a PAIN IN THE ASS.
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Money Maze Teaser
With our Money Maze Teaser, make them work for their prize! Insert cash, gift certificate, tickets, checks, etc. into this tantalizing plastic maze. The recipient has to successfully navigate a tiny steel ball through the maze to the finish.
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Yule Doo Ornament
Doo have a Happy Holiday with a glittering reminder of Man's Best Friend. This tidy little faux doggy doo ornament is glittering with a sprinkling of "snow" and tied up nicely with a holiday ribbon. Great gag for the office gift exchange.
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Monthly Doo's 2009 Calendar
Unforgettable calendar features 12 beautiful full-color photos of majestic mountains, fields of flowers, rushing rivers and glorious oceanside settings along with dog droppings so realistic you can almost smell them.
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Christmas Story 20-Inch Leg Lamp
Sure to become an instant conversation piece AND "the gift" of the year, our lamp is an actual working 1/2-scale replica inspired by the hit movie A Christmas Story! Every detail is the same--right down to the fishnet-clad leg and 10" fringed lampshade!
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Chocolate Thong
Add some tasteful fun to your relationship with this Chocolate Thong! Put on a Belgian milk chocolate thong, and the heat from your body begins to melt it away. Chocolate lovers will know what to do next!
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